Hot Beverage Connoisseur Mugs

Teapot Costume

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I love this time of day."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Scotch and water musick."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Superheroes Having a Drink

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'Fried chickens.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

'The King of what?'

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."