Hot Beverage Aficionado Mugs

"Are you SURE you want a hot buttered rum?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Tea of Love

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Tea Snob.

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

Roller Coasters

Remember, what happens in Roswell, stays in Roswell.

Man swipes friend's drink, saying: 'Thanks Dave, I'll have what you're having.'

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

Le Chocolat!

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

'Don't forget your thermos.'

"I don't care if it's forty years old and has a good body! I'm trying to get pissed, not date it!"

"There's a two drink limit if you're going to use the monkey bars."

"Who needs therapists?!"

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

'I'd like a brandy please...'

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."