Hot Drink Lover Mugs

"I can't talk now. I've only got 2 minutes when my coffee is past scalding hot but not yet tepid."

"I thought, 'Join me in a cup of coffee', was just an expression!"

Coffee Morning

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'I'm an atheist!'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"They know me here."

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Martini Lovers

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

Join me in a beer?

It's Hell, but at least It's White-Collar Hell

Tea Snob.

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

Dinosaur skeleton with a cocktail glass.

"This is our coffeemaker room."

'002' - A discussion about 007.

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Drinking hurricanes in New Orleans

Scariest Tactics

Mars-A-Lago

Should We All Go To The Movies?