Cold Drink Lover Mugs

'Time out- brain freeze.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'I know it's gassy...'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

"Wine goes straight to my head."

Should We All Go To The Movies?

"We need two crates of lager and a bottle of scotch."

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

Beauty shop

'The ice machine's broken!!'

"Here, but you'd better hurry and drink it before it gets warm."

Global Warming.

'Will the lady be coming back, Sir? She hasn't finished her drink.'

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

Action Re-Drink

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

Try and stay cool, Y'all

I must say your enormous soda beguiles me.

"Thanks, Chuck, I admire your NASCARness also."

"Last night, I tried out some new stuff, but tonight I'm only drinking the classics."

"There'll be a little wait - would you like to have a drink at the bar?"

I only drink Ice wine

"I have heated your beer in the microwave because you told me you like hot drinks!"

"No thanks. I don't need a straw."

'Cold enough now?' (Beer in block of ice.)

Pet Cryogenics.