Cold Drink Lover T-Shirts

'Time out- brain freeze.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'I know it's gassy...'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I think I know where you're going with this: Yes, he was talking about happy hour.

"We need two crates of lager and a bottle of scotch."

Beauty shop

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

Should We All Go To The Movies?

"Wine goes straight to my head."

Global Warming.

"Here, but you'd better hurry and drink it before it gets warm."

'The ice machine's broken!!'

'Will the lady be coming back, Sir? She hasn't finished her drink.'

"Thanks, Chuck, I admire your NASCARness also."

Try and stay cool, Y'all

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

I must say your enormous soda beguiles me.

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

Action Re-Drink

"Last night, I tried out some new stuff, but tonight I'm only drinking the classics."

"There'll be a little wait - would you like to have a drink at the bar?"

"No thanks. I don't need a straw."

'Cold enough now?' (Beer in block of ice.)

Pet Cryogenics.

Tea binge drinkers.