Cold Beverage Lover T-Shirts

Ice cubes

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'I know it's gassy...'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Tea Snob.

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

"Wine goes straight to my head."

"We need two crates of lager and a bottle of scotch."

Should We All Go To The Movies?

Beauty shop

"Here, but you'd better hurry and drink it before it gets warm."

'The ice machine's broken!!'

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

Global Warming.

'Will the lady be coming back, Sir? She hasn't finished her drink.'

Try and stay cool, Y'all

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

Action Re-Drink

I must say your enormous soda beguiles me.

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

"Are you SURE you want a hot buttered rum?"

"Thanks, Chuck, I admire your NASCARness also."

"There'll be a little wait - would you like to have a drink at the bar?"

'To you, it spoils the wine; to me, it improves the ice cubes.'

Pet Cryogenics.

'Cold enough now?' (Beer in block of ice.)

I only drink Ice wine