Cold Beverage Lover Prints

Ice cubes

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'I know it's gassy...'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Tea Snob.

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I think I know where you're going with this: Yes, he was talking about happy hour.

"We need two crates of lager and a bottle of scotch."

Beauty shop

"Wine goes straight to my head."

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

Should We All Go To The Movies?

'The ice machine's broken!!'

Global Warming.

"Here, but you'd better hurry and drink it before it gets warm."

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

'Will the lady be coming back, Sir? She hasn't finished her drink.'

"Thanks, Chuck, I admire your NASCARness also."

I must say your enormous soda beguiles me.

Try and stay cool, Y'all

Action Re-Drink

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

"Are you SURE you want a hot buttered rum?"

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

"There'll be a little wait - would you like to have a drink at the bar?"

'To you, it spoils the wine; to me, it improves the ice cubes.'

Pet Cryogenics.

'Cold enough now?' (Beer in block of ice.)