Chilled Drink Enthusiast Prints

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Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Born to be Mild.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

"My feet are cold."

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

Rabbit Punch

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Sharing Drinks.

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'