Chilled Drink Enthusiast Gifts

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Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Born to be Mild.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

Rabbit Punch

"My feet are cold."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Sharing Drinks.

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

Barman and drinker glare at man at bar ? sign says : 'Thank you for NOT saying 'At the end of the day'..''

"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."