Cold Drink Aficionado Gifts

'The ice machine's broken!!'

'So, why do you like global warming?' 'I sell cold drinks.'

"Here, but you'd better hurry and drink it before it gets warm."

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

Global Warming.

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

Try and stay cool, Y'all

"Are you SURE you want a hot buttered rum?"

"Last night, I tried out some new stuff, but tonight I'm only drinking the classics."

'To you, it spoils the wine; to me, it improves the ice cubes.'

Ice cubes

'Yes, I voted! ...and I've always regretted it. New Coke was awful.'

Coffee Morning

"I thought, 'Join me in a cup of coffee', was just an expression!"

'Cold enough now?' (Beer in block of ice.)

Pet Cryogenics.

Selling food out of a sleigh.

Lemonade stand open 365 days a year.

'No ice for me thanks: I'm sick of ice everywhere...'

Man looking at a thermometer that has broken due to extreme cold

'Time out- brain freeze.'

"I can't talk now. I've only got 2 minutes when my coffee is past scalding hot but not yet tepid."

Chilled drinks cabinet.

The Instant Coffee Ceremony

left a bit. Now down on the right..no left..

Coke and Pepsi