Cool Drink Enthusiast Gifts

Ice cubes

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Cat Nip.

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

You're the botanicals in my gin

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

In case of emergency, break glass.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

The Martini is invented.

You're the olive in my martini