Cozy Beverage Enthusiast Gifts

Selling food out of a sleigh.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Moving in

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"I'm having a pajama day."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'The King of what?'

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Whiskey wars

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Rabbit Punch

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Don't feel bad. The rest of us can't hold our liquor either."

Sharing Drinks.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Infinity scarf"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."