Warm Beverage Admirer Gifts

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Tea Snob.

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Global Warming.

'The ice machine's broken!!'

"I'll have a latte - hold the coffee."

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

"Here, but you'd better hurry and drink it before it gets warm."

"Are you SURE you want a hot buttered rum?"

Try and stay cool, Y'all

Tea and Coffee

Selling food out of a sleigh.

Ice cubes

Teapot Costume

Tea binge drinkers.

"I have heated your beer in the microwave because you told me you like hot drinks!"

"I thought, 'Join me in a cup of coffee', was just an expression!"

Coffee Morning

'To be honest, I don't want the money for a hot cup of tea. I'm more a skinny vanilla latte kind of guy.'

'The doctor allows Sam only one cup of coffee a day.'

"We finally get all the caffeine out, but now it's loaded with nicotine."

"I can't talk now. I've only got 2 minutes when my coffee is past scalding hot but not yet tepid."

'Coffee. Milk.'

'So, why do you like global warming?' 'I sell cold drinks.'

"People will buy any stupid thing if properly marketed."