Drink Enjoyer Gifts

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'No ice.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Join me in a Martini?

Happy Hour

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'Fried chickens.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"