Drink Enjoyer Prints

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'No ice.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Join me in a Martini?

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Happy Hour

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The King of what?'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'Fried chickens.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'I'm an atheist!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."