Drink Devotee Prints

"I'm a big fan of your work."

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

"And a bag of peanuts."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Happy Hour

"India ink, straight."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

OUT of ORDER

'I drink so much alcohol I'm afraid to smoke!'

'Joe's tired of breaking up fist fights.'

'Sad hour. All drinks double the usual price'

'Single or double?'

Alcoholics And Gasoholics

Beefeater cocktail

"Can't keep away, eh...?"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

You're the botanicals in my gin

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling