Hot Drink Devotee Prints

The Instant Coffee Ceremony

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Happy Hour

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

Tea Snob.

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

'Single or double?'

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

'I'm having what he's having.'

"India ink, straight."

"Here, but you'd better hurry and drink it before it gets warm."

Global Warming.

'The ice machine's broken!!'

"And a bag of peanuts."

Plus, it keeps it warm.

"Are you SURE you want a hot buttered rum?"

'I drink so much alcohol I'm afraid to smoke!'

OUT of ORDER

Tea and Coffee

Beefeater cocktail

"Can't keep away, eh...?"