Divine Beverage Lover Prints

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Happy Hour

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'I'm an atheist!'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"They know me here."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

Whiskey wars

Rabbit Punch

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Sharing Drinks.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Scotch and soda on a drip.