Giant Drink Lover Prints

"They know me here."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Happy Hour

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'I'm an atheist!'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I think I know where you're going with this: Yes, he was talking about happy hour.

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

'Single or double?'

"We need two crates of lager and a bottle of scotch."

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

Beauty shop

"Wine goes straight to my head."

Should We All Go To The Movies?

'I wasn't sure if the wine was breathing, so I've been giving it mouth-to-mouth.'

"India ink, straight."

'Watch this - I told him the correct pronunciation of Pinot Noir is peanut noyer.'

'I'm having what he's having.'

Can you make a pink squirrel? Make a pink squirrel do what, exactly?

Water/Still water/Not water any more.

"And a bag of peanuts."

'Will the lady be coming back, Sir? She hasn't finished her drink.'