Giant Drink Lover Pillows

"They know me here."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Happy Hour

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'I'm an atheist!'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

"We need two crates of lager and a bottle of scotch."

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

Beauty shop

'Single or double?'

"Wine goes straight to my head."

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

Should We All Go To The Movies?

"India ink, straight."

'I'm having what he's having.'

'Watch this - I told him the correct pronunciation of Pinot Noir is peanut noyer.'

Water/Still water/Not water any more.

"And a bag of peanuts."

'Will the lady be coming back, Sir? She hasn't finished her drink.'

'I drink so much alcohol I'm afraid to smoke!'