Drinks Lover Pillows

'Joe has been partying hard!'

A Good Batch.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"We won!"

Happy Hour

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'I'm an atheist!'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

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'The King of what?'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Martini Lovers

Whiskey wars

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Punch Drunk

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

Rabbit Punch

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'