Beverage Lover Pillows

Water/Still water/Not water any more.

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

'I'd recommend another teabag or two - The tea club's demanding a refund.'

Cut out and keep your own Bar Man.

'I got rid of the coffee table when you switched to tea.'

The full dress uniform of a cricket supporter - Australian

'This model comes with 6 different sized cup holders: Demi, Short, Tall, Grande, Venti and Trenta.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Snowmobull

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'I know it's gassy...'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"Scotch and water musick."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'Man...You age great!'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Santa does a keg stand.

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'