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Water/Still water/Not water any more.

'I wasn't sure if the wine was breathing, so I've been giving it mouth-to-mouth.'

Vince learns an important golf lesson: Always tip the beverage cart girl.

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

'I'd recommend another teabag or two - The tea club's demanding a refund.'

Cut out and keep your own Bar Man.

'I got rid of the coffee table when you switched to tea.'

The full dress uniform of a cricket supporter - Australian

'This model comes with 6 different sized cup holders: Demi, Short, Tall, Grande, Venti and Trenta.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Snowmobull

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'I know it's gassy...'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Man...You age great!'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!