Drink Lovers T-Shirts

'I'm an atheist!'

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Happy Hour

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Snowmobull

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'I know it's gassy...'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'Man...You age great!'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

Santa does a keg stand.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Beer Order

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Loch Ness Beer Monster