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"There'll be a little wait - would you like to have a drink at the bar?"

'Will the lady be coming back, Sir? She hasn't finished her drink.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Well, Mrs Jenkins, it seems it was a sad case of happy hour gone wrong."

Beauty shop

"Thanks, Chuck, I admire your NASCARness also."

Problem of Evolution

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"We need two crates of lager and a bottle of scotch."

I only drink Ice wine

"Wine goes straight to my head."

'He always carries a picture of the one he loves-it's in his passport!'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

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"No thanks. I don't need a straw."

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

"For some reason, people drink a lot less since I brought my twin brother into the business."

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

Should We All Go To The Movies?

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Happy Hour

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'I know it's gassy...'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Snowmobull

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"