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'I know it's gassy...'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Happy Hour

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

'I'm an atheist!'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Wanna talk about it?

Whiskey wars

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Rabbit Punch

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Sharing Drinks.

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."