Beverage Lovers T-Shirts

"They replaced all the soda with bottled water!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'I know it's gassy...'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Snowmobull

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Scotch and water musick."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

'Man...You age great!'

Santa does a keg stand.

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

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