Beverage Aficionado Pillows

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Enjoying the poshest hot chocolate ever!

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Darjeeling, Earl Grey, blackberry, sassafras, chamomile, rose hip, cranberry, orange pekoe, spicy cinnamon, peppermint, licorice, strawberry patch, sesame, mint, Chinese, or carob?"

'I think I've got the last cup,Arnold!'

'Can I interest anyone in a Chateauneuf-du-Popsicle?'

Life not only passed me by, it emptied its ashtray on me!

A glass of red wine

'For heaven's sale, man, we're drinkies, not foodies!'

'Leonard never puts off till tomorrow what he can drink today.'

'Our clientele is middle class; you know, your average Joe-750ml.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'No ice.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Shaken not stirred

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'