Alcohol Aficionado Pillows

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"I guess what I miss most is being drunk."

"...and this is Sister Tia Maria"

'We had a lot to drink last night.'

"Medical Wine."

Working at a brewery.

'I bought it in Windsor - it belonged to the Queen Mum!'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Husband's drunkard excuse

Boy found drinking by a policeman

Men drinking

"I don't believe it - he's forgot the soda again!"

Drunk woman in front of poster - Drink as much as you can't

'Henderson, I'm afraid you're working too hard.'

Alcohol

Cats in a bar asking for 'hair of the dog'.

'Your wife doesn't understand you. . .'

'You read the papers...how many units are there in a bowl of milk?'

Drunk man walking St Bernard dog with alcohol barrel round its neck.

"Well, the spider you swallowed in the scrumpy is now wriggling and tickling in cider."

"Now, I'll be back in an hour dear." - Ikeeah's bottle room, always very popular.

'This is our most efficient inhibition blocker. It's 99% alcohol.'

"Fred read red wine has lots of benefits including a longer life!"

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'Sorry, no credit, the only free spirit in here is my barmaid.'

Martini Lovers

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"When life gives you lemonade, make a highly caffeinated, alcoholic lemon-flavored drink."

"I'm Sorry, Everyone - My E-Mail Account Got Hacked Last Night By Some Alcohol"

"Drinking is just part of what I do."

"My low consumer confidence notwithstanding I'll have a double."

"I'll take the liver."

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Sir, please- you're crying into a 12 year old single malt whiskey."