Beer Aficionado Pillows

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

'They've set the bar too high!'

Skittles match.

'Look, if the brewery were using genetically modified hops in their beer, don't you think I'd be the first to know about it?'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Germany.

'You drink too much!'

School of Britishness...'You passed on the hopeless optimism for rubbish nationall sports teams but failed on keeping down your lunch after 17 pints of lager.'

Cricketer drops his glass as it slips through his fingers.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Aromatherapy for Men

Pub landlords t-shirt 'GNAT'S'

"I was grand fathered in from the previous establishment."

Body by Jake

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

'This Arm Intentionally Left Blank'

Binge drinking

'Do you believe in the hereafter?', 'I'm not sure -- where are we now?'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

Anheuser-Busch agrees to US$52 billion sale.

'It's not milk, man! IT'S BEER!'

The Three Tuns

'. . . Sorry guys, we've stopped serving - have you come far?'

"You just can't accept that I've found someone 'extra special'." Best bitter / Pale Ale / Tennants Very Very Strong Lager.

"He's in training for the Rugby World Cup."

Ever thought of double glazing?

'I need my own space.'

"You're the one that said drink plenty of fluids!"

'You'll attract a lot of men with this perfume. It smells like lager.'

'Take me to your lager!'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Wheat Flakes/Wheat Beer

Beer $.50. I've had lot of psychological therapy, but none of it seems to help. Maybe you

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else!