Beer Enthusiast Pillows

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

"Bad Dog"

'If you were my life coach, what would you recommend we get started with?'

Some say this glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. . . If you're Irish you say. . . are you going to finish that?

"Here's to missing the big picture."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'Volunteer?! I thought you said come over and bring the beer!'

'What's with the beer?'

Woman coaxing husband into mowing lawn by dangling a bottle of beer in front of him.

"Another round?"

Scuba diver using beer rather than air.

'The specialist gave me this medicine for my hearing loss. He said two drops a day in my beer, but so far I haven't noticed any improvements.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'No Ken. Watching football and drinking beer at the same time is NOT multi-tasking!'

Australian stress counselling.

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"Trouble is I drink lots of beer to try to forget the gout."

Just add water.

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

Share The Fantasy!

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Man types with beer on his computer.

"It looks like beer could ward off Alzheimer's."

Cool bulls.

Good Cholesterol.

"What beer to go with the curry sir?" "PLENTY!"

'Keep popping those tops, Sammy! Draw that buck in a little closer and then we'll jump him!'

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

Cow drink 'Cud' next to Cow drinking 'Cud Light'

Jerry never lost sight of the big pitcher.

'I thought you weren't feeling good.' 'The doctor told me to push the liquids.'

"Come on. If you sell beer, you must sell peanuts."

Bottle Time

'When I sent your out for emergency supplies, I was thinking candles, blankets, and food.'

'Dude! Come over. We're problem drinking.'