Beer Enthusiast Gifts

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

"Bad Dog"

'If you were my life coach, what would you recommend we get started with?'

Some say this glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. . . If you're Irish you say. . . are you going to finish that?

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"Here's to missing the big picture."

'Volunteer?! I thought you said come over and bring the beer!'

Woman coaxing husband into mowing lawn by dangling a bottle of beer in front of him.

'What's with the beer?'

Scuba diver using beer rather than air.

"Another round?"

'The specialist gave me this medicine for my hearing loss. He said two drops a day in my beer, but so far I haven't noticed any improvements.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Australian stress counselling.

"Trouble is I drink lots of beer to try to forget the gout."

Just add water.

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

Share The Fantasy!

Man types with beer on his computer.

Cool bulls.

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"It looks like beer could ward off Alzheimer's."

Jerry never lost sight of the big pitcher.

Cow drink 'Cud' next to Cow drinking 'Cud Light'

Good Cholesterol.

'Keep popping those tops, Sammy! Draw that buck in a little closer and then we'll jump him!'

"What beer to go with the curry sir?" "PLENTY!"

Beer Parasol.

'Dude! Come over. We're problem drinking.'

"Come on. If you sell beer, you must sell peanuts."

'When I sent your out for emergency supplies, I was thinking candles, blankets, and food.'

Bottle Time

'HNo wait - they taste better if you let them marinate longer!'

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'