Beer Enthusiasts Gifts

"It's not discriminating, I just don't believe he's 18!"

"I'm Only here for the beer!"

'Oh Hank, you say that now but once you have one it'll change your life.'

'A Concise map of world religions' ending with 'beer' in Australia

'The truly enlightened don't NEED beer coolers!'

Man at bar: 'Drinking to forget?' Other man: 'Don't remind me!'

'I think the beer stein is a mistake.'

'His six-pack abs are now a keg.'

'In my nightmare, this little guy in a pith helmet keeps trying to book me on a safari.'

Happy hour.

'The truly enlightened don't NEED beer coolers!'

'If I'd know how much a pint was going to cost at this time of life, I'd have misspent my youth for a lot longer.'

"Fair warning: This is a beer can, not a dog food can. In the future, when you har me pop open one these, there's no reason to get all worked up."

Drink Driver

"This is warm!.. I remember when your service was much better!"

"Oh look. He must be chasing again."

'Poor old Rex looks gasping for a pint!'

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

'If dodos are extinct, how do you explain our foreign policy?'

'Let's keep it simple -- stop serving me when you run out of beer.'

'Let's keep it simple -- stop serving me when you run out of beer.'

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

'I'm trying a beer diet: lager for breakfast, bock for lunch, and IPA for dinner. So far, I'm losing 2 days per week.'

'Dude...that's one heck of a beer belly.'

Later, in the Intensive Care Unit, James suddenly remembered that beer, bravado and Rottweilers don't mix

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

"I can still remember when cartoons were about humor, not product placement."

"I brought a six pack. Is that enough?"