Beer Lovers Gifts

Naked Morris Dancers.

How to recognize a German tourist...

"I'm sorry Mrs. Obama but you're going to have to wear the traditional head covering."

The Farmer's Return.

'I was traded to St Pete's for two pitchers- of beer.'

'Take me to your lager!'

'Lance, the more I drink the funnier you get!'

"It's very convenient." - The 'must have' for a knight in the pub.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Gord of the Rings

Man with a long straw sneaks another man's beer at the bar.

Campaign for Surreal Ale.

'The ball takes a beautiful arc and lands two feet from the pin. Then, my wife spoils it all by reminding me we were bowling.'

City centre pub.

"This place has the best happy hour."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Fish hunting for men.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub