Brew Lover Gifts

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Beer Brain

5-6 PM: "Discus Brett Kavanaugh over a Brewski" Hour.

Coffee Pump

"Hunting's okay, but by gathering grain, I can make beer!"

"High Priest"

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

'George, you know that I only drink 'near beer' - anybody's beer that's near.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'No standing while room is in motion.'

The best part of waking up...is brewski in your cup.

'You've Had Enough.'

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

'This beer and a boat have a lot in common... they're both near water!'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'