Brew Aficionado Gifts

"This place has the best happy hour."

"It's a winter brew."

'You've had enough!'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"You won't gain weight drinking beer here. The bathroom is three flights up."

Witches brewski

'My Beer Expert necklace reports that this IPA is perfect, so why do I need to taste it?'

BEER BELLY

Lite Beer.

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Tea Snob.

JOE'S BAR, LIQUOR, BEER AND WHINE, 'Joe's good at listening to complaints.'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"thanks for all your efforts Harry, but I am still going to have to sell the place."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Fish hunting for men.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'