Beer Aficionado Gifts

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

'They've set the bar too high!'

Skittles match.

'Look, if the brewery were using genetically modified hops in their beer, don't you think I'd be the first to know about it?'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Germany.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'You drink too much!'

School of Britishness...'You passed on the hopeless optimism for rubbish nationall sports teams but failed on keeping down your lunch after 17 pints of lager.'

Cricketer drops his glass as it slips through his fingers.

Aromatherapy for Men

"I was grand fathered in from the previous establishment."

'This Arm Intentionally Left Blank'

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

Pub landlords t-shirt 'GNAT'S'

Body by Jake

'It's not milk, man! IT'S BEER!'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'I need my own space.'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

The Three Tuns

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Anheuser-Busch agrees to US$52 billion sale.

'. . . Sorry guys, we've stopped serving - have you come far?'

'You'll attract a lot of men with this perfume. It smells like lager.'

'Do you believe in the hereafter?', 'I'm not sure -- where are we now?'

"You just can't accept that I've found someone 'extra special'." Best bitter / Pale Ale / Tennants Very Very Strong Lager.

Binge drinking

"He's in training for the Rugby World Cup."

'Take me to your lager!'

Ever thought of double glazing?

"You're the one that said drink plenty of fluids!"

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

A mailbox outside a house reads "The Larson Family and Microbrewery".

Beer Fancier