Brewery Enthusiast Gifts

'The brewery on fire? The lads will be there by the time you put the phone down!'

'To do this job effectively, you've got to be well educated I speak Heineken, Beck's, Guinness, Stella Artois, Tuborg,,,'

Give a man a six-pack and he'll drink for a day. Give a man a brewery and he'll drink for a lifetime. ?

'The -HIC- brewery must have been -HIC- taken over by a -HIC- rating agency... why else -HIC- could I feel that -HIC- downgraded...'

"Hi, I'm Jeff and I'm not an alcoholic, but I wondered if you had heard about some of the fantastic beers we have to offer at Marsham's Brewery..."

'Hey, aren't you worried about onion breath?'

'That's it, no more stimulus for you.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Colin's invention soon remedied his RSI problem... Nothing was going to stop him enjoying his favourite tipple!'

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

Birra Moretti

"This place has the best happy hour."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Fish hunting for men.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"