Homebrew Enthusiast Gifts

'I've decided to put responsible labelling on my homebrew.'

Mmm, where does the house wine come from? It's local. (Home brew kit in the back).

'Who says you can't make your own wine out of gooseberries?'

Man: 'See Wendy?! I told you my dad's homemade Vodka would put hair on your chest!'

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'You've had enough!'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

Tea Snob.

Beer Lunch

'I brew it myself.'

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"We grind our own catnip."

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

"You order the microbrew?"

Lite Beer.

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'