Homebrew Fans Gifts

'No cocktails for me, thanks.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Joined at the hipster.

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'I brew it myself.'

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Beer Lunch

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"We grind our own catnip."

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'Standing around the grill is half the fun. Getting drunk is the other.'

Toast labor day with union crafted beer!

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."

"With that craft beer, you're paying for the finest hops, choicest barleys and a lot more alcohol."

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

Goldilocks: The later years

'Colin's invention soon remedied his RSI problem... Nothing was going to stop him enjoying his favourite tipple!'