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'No cocktails for me, thanks.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

Which Hogwarts house are you?

'I brew it myself.'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Beer Lunch

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"We grind our own catnip."

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'Standing around the grill is half the fun. Getting drunk is the other.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

Toast labor day with union crafted beer!

"With that craft beer, you're paying for the finest hops, choicest barleys and a lot more alcohol."

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

Goldilocks: The later years

'Colin's invention soon remedied his RSI problem... Nothing was going to stop him enjoying his favourite tipple!'

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."

'Look, if the brewery were using genetically modified hops in their beer, don't you think I'd be the first to know about it?'