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'Does Sir realise his home brew label is out of date?'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Beer Lunch

'I brew it myself.'

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"Nothing says 'Fourth of July' like beer, hot dogs, and antacids."

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'Oh Hank, you say that now but once you have one it'll change your life.'

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

"You order the microbrew?"

Happy hour.

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"We grind our own catnip."

"Yeah, it's sports-related, Doc...I was watching the ball game on TV, reached for my beer and 'wham'!"

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'