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Serving wine - "I make it myself."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

You've Had Enough!

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'We'll take it!'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

My dad makes his own beer.

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'I brew it myself.'

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Beer Lunch

'I should never have let you pick the taps!'

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'