Home Brewing Buff Gifts

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

You've Had Enough!

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'We'll take it!'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

My dad makes his own beer.

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Beer Lunch

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'I brew it myself.'

'I should never have let you pick the taps!'

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."