Homebrewing Gifts

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

A Good Batch.

"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one."

"Ray says he serves his homemade wine this way for the presentation, but believe me, it's because it improves the taste."

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'

John's invention kept him in both beer and heating!

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

Moonshine Lite!

'How do I know that our filtration system needs adjustment? - Because this is our stout!'

'I made the mistake of buying Greg a do-it-yourself wine making kit and a beer kit. Now we've got a 5-year supply of chianti with a thick, creamy head.'

'Jim should call his home brew Lottery Ticket - there's about a 1-in-50-million chance of being happy with it.'

'How impressive! I had no idea they awarded a Nobel Prize for home winemaking.'

Cut out and keep your own Bar Man.

'Who says you can't make your own wine out of gooseberries?'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

'One unexpected problem I've run into, since making my own wine, is finding foods to pair with 160-proof Burgundy.'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."

Beer Keg Babies

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'