Homebrew Enthusiasts Gifts

"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one."

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'You've had enough!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

'I brew it myself.'

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Beer Lunch

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Tea Snob.

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"We grind our own catnip."

Lite Beer.

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

Toast labor day with union crafted beer!

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

'Colin's invention soon remedied his RSI problem... Nothing was going to stop him enjoying his favourite tipple!'