Homebrew Enthusiasts Prints

"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one."

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'You've had enough!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

Tea Snob.

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

Beer Lunch

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'I brew it myself.'

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Lite Beer.

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"We grind our own catnip."

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'

Toast labor day with union crafted beer!

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'