Home Brew Hobbyist Prints

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

You've Had Enough!

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

My dad makes his own beer.

'I should never have let you pick the taps!'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'I brew it myself.'

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

"You order the microbrew?"

"We grind our own catnip."

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."