Home-brew Lover Prints

Mom's Coffee Still Best!

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Bottle Distillery

'You've had enough!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

Beer Lunch

Cold Beers and Skiers

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

'I brew it myself.'

Tea Snob.

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

"We grind our own catnip."

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium