Home-brew Lover Gifts

Mom's Coffee Still Best!

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Bottle Distillery

'You've had enough!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

Beer Lunch

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Cold Beers and Skiers

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

'I brew it myself.'

Tea Snob.

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

"You order the microbrew?"

"We grind our own catnip."

"High Priest"